Aye, it's a kilt ye ken ?

Short version : What, every man needs a kilt and a broadsword, right ?

Long version : I was commented upon by a person, who happens to be very important and dear to me,
that she has never seen me wearing other legwear than formal trousers (have to wear a uniform at work) or jeans ...

... so here you are milady I hope this meets your expectations ...

And no I will NOT answer questions about kilt's and underwear !